hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
“For me, life got a lot more manageable when I stopped taking it so seriously and just started laughing at what it came up with. … I’m sure you can find what in your life makes it worth getting up in the morning. Dig in, endure and work at what you can fix and things will improve.”
Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.
Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All.
Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.
WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS
(Models Shareefa J, Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer and fashion blogger Gabi Gregg)
they’re all beautiful like holy shit 😱
it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
Can someone block markiplier’s YouTube channel on my laptop so I can actually get ready for college and not waste away watching hours of these videos
oh my fucking god
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"
It’s probably rocket
here have a shitty photo of me being flawless
remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body
i got that tattoo tonight
i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me